Have you ever tried applying deodorant to mosquito bites? Yeah, I was skeptical, too. But one can only handle so much itchiness before they are willing to try anything.
"Dear friend. I like to start my notes to you as if we're already in the middle of a conversation. I pretend that we are the oldest and dearest friends as opposed to what we actually are. People who don't know each others names..."--You've got mail.
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